slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

(via not-devilworship)

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If you have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice. I can’t deal with myself anymore. (via hollow-craters)

(via cumberbatchatme)

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sobersexting:

babyferaligator:

BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES 

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(Source: 420dongsquad, via trust)

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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via 50shadezofcarter)

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via trust)

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via autumn---breeze)

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aeviternal-rat:

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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CANT BREATHE

(Source: disruptedoriginal, via h-e-a-t-h-e-r-a-n-n)

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disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via waterfallofbrokendreams)

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via lindsdyke)

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rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

(via 50shadezofcarter)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via h-e-a-t-h-e-r-a-n-n)

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dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

(via trust)

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