kimpissible:

i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day

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fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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breadmaakesyoufat:

shutupvevo:

Do you ever wonder if you’ve had the same piece of money twice

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piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

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Do any of you even like my blog or am I just here entertaining myself?

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moistwilly:

walk into the club like

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

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