ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via trust)

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum, via slowly-thawing)

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via 50shadezofcarter)

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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via ibethisteen)

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via ibethisteen)

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rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

(via autumn---breeze)

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You have to be odd to be number one. Dr Seuess (via silky-sand)

(via window-into-me)

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phobias:

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

(via window-into-me)

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via window-into-me)

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Commit to loving yourself completely. It’s the most radical thing you will do in your lifetime. Andrea Gibson, in Hooligan Magazine (via murmurrs)

(via autumn---breeze)

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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

(via not-devilworship)

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If you have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice. I can’t deal with myself anymore. (via hollow-craters)

(via cumberbatchatme)

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